Me: How's it going?
Friend: I don't know, I need a better manga to read...
Me: How about... Shurayuki-hime?
Friend: Never heard of that.
Me: Doesn't matter, I was only joking. Don't read it.
Friend: Why, does it have bad art or something?
Me: No, it's got some of the best art out there.
Friend: Bad story then?
Me: No, it's very historical and dramatic.
Friend: Then why not read it?
Me: Because seeing a blood-covered, naked woman stabbing a bunch of men in the gut then dressing up as a nun to get herself some "Toichi-Haichi" might not be what you're interested in.
Friend: Toichi-Haichi?
Me: Nevermind.
Gotta say, I really love the manga Shurayuki-Hime.